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What He Really Meant to Say.
Official Disclaimer: This story uses terminology that may be offensive to people who have no sense of humor. This tale takes place when my son was approximately three and a half years old. Andrew was taking a bath doing the normal things that boys do when they take a bath - Squirting water guns without shutting the shower door first, dumping enough shampoo in the water to wash an elephant and terrorizing his younger sister by making scary faces. I'm cleaning up the bathroom as he's playing and very abruptly, he states "ahhhh! I just farted on my balls!!" Ummmmmmmmmmmm..... "What'd you say?" Him: I just farted on my balls. Me: (in completely shock) "Excuse me??" Him: I JUST farted on my balls! At this point, I'm having the same type of reaction that I had two days ago when Kaitlynn told me her "boobie" hurts. Turns out, she couldn't figure out whether she wanted to say 'Owie' or 'boo-boo'. So she said Boobie, makes complete sense, right? Me: (dismayed that my 3 year old could be saying something like this) " HUH?!?!" So he says, "Look mom!" As he stands up, I see he had been sitting on two bath balls that he would shoot into a basketball hoop that was mounted on the bathtub wall. "OHHHHHH! You farted on your balls! Gotcha!" Needless to say, I had a GOOD laugh, and still do to this day every time I think about the day my 3 year old farted on his balls. :) 7 comments from 7 users
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posted by
pedigo328
on Apr 25, 2008 at 03:13 PM
That is quite funny. Even I was kind of in shock when I first read that. posted by
bcolaw
on Apr 25, 2008 at 04:47 PM
That's very funny!!!
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Rhiannon
on Apr 25, 2008 at 06:55 PM
This had me laughing pretty hard! :) Thanks I needed a laugh! posted by
bushelandapeck
on Apr 26, 2008 at 12:23 AM
So, did he make the basket? Guess that's what you'd call an "air ball." posted by
pelly
on Apr 27, 2008 at 07:35 AM
oh that is amazingly funny. love it. posted by
Jason
on Apr 28, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Heh. We use the Tagalog word for "fart" in our house, "otot." And when The Pumpkin farts in the bathtub and we ask her if she made an otot, she says, "No, it's just air." :) (And I'm glad it turned out to be what it turned out to be, in your son's case--b/c physically, I just don't see that being possible without a great deal of pain!) posted by
HeatherIjames
on May 9, 2008 at 03:36 PM
hilarious!! reading this again and it's still funny!! unfortunately, it won't be too long before he actually means he farted on his balls. boys!
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