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Out of the Mouths of Babes
We were at Rusty's Pizza Parlor today. G was sitting next to her prince, B. Here's what happened: G: We're married. We need to live together. B: Yeah, we're in true love. G: I'll give you a married kiss. (She takes B's face in her hand, tilts her head, and goes in for the kiss.) 2 Aunties and Me, the Momma: Nooooooooo, don't kiss him!!!!!!! (All three of us reach out to run interference on the "marrried kiss." Happy to say the kiss was successfully blocked.) As I sit in shock, the two aunties cover their mouths and try not to show their laughter. Oh, boy. You know, this is all Disney's fault. This prince and princess thing has gone too far. Then we we got home, the kiddo said, "Me and my prince need to go . . . where do you call it, Mommy?"
"I don't know, sweetheart. What are you talking about?" (I'm thinking she might say "vacation," and I'll explain to her that the newlyweds go on a honeymoon after the wedding. Now why would I think this?)
"After we get married, like we go to prison."
"Uh, no, you don't go to prison when you get married." (This was promptly followed by a mini lecture on how marriage is beautiful, mommy and daddy love each other very much, and we have never thought of our marriage as prison.)
So, I'm thinking, who used the words marriage and prison in the same sentence around her? Aaarrggghhh!
This I have learned: expect the unexpected out of a four year old's mouth.
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posted by
Mom2CandC
on Oct 19, 2008 at 10:16 PM
SOOOOO true! Expect the unexpected! ;0) More funnies for the baby book....or journal! posted by
superha
on Oct 19, 2008 at 11:47 PM
it's not prison? i thought that's why they put the platinum shackles on your finger! :)
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