http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516 Official Disclaimer: This story uses terminology that may be offensive to people who have no sense of humor. This tale takes place when my son was approximately three and a half years old.&nbsp; Andrew was taking a bath doing the normal things that boys do when they take a bath - Squirting water guns without shutting the shower door first, dumping enough shampoo in the water to wash an elephant and terrorizing his younger sister by making scary faces.&nbsp; I'm cleaning up the bathroom as he's playing and very abruptly, he states &quot;ahhhh! I just farted on my balls!!&quot; Ummmmmmmmmmmm..... &quot;What'd you say?&quot; Him: I just farted on my balls. Me: (in completely shock) &quot;Excuse me??&quot; Him: I JUST farted on my balls! At this point, I'm having the same type of reaction that I had two days ago when Kaitlynn told me her &quot;boobie&quot; hurts. Turns out, she couldn't figure out whether she wanted to say 'Owie' or 'boo-boo'. So she said Boobie, makes complete sense, right? Me: (dismayed that my 3 year old could be saying something like this) &quot; HUH?!?!&quot; So he says, &quot;Look mom!&quot; As he stands up, I see he had been sitting on two bath balls that he would shoot into a basketball hoop that was mounted on the bathtub wall. &quot;OHHHHHH! You farted on your balls! Gotcha!&quot; Needless to say, I had a GOOD laugh, and still do to this day every time I think about the day my 3 year old farted on his balls. :) Official Disclaimer: This story uses terminology that may be offensive to people who have no sense of humor. This tale takes place when my son was approximately three and a half years old.&nbsp; Andrew was taking a bath doing the normal things that boys do when they take a bath - Squirting water guns without shutting the shower door first, dumping enough shampoo in the water to wash an elephant and terrorizing his younger sister by making scary faces.&nbsp; I'm cleaning up the bathroom as he's playing and very abruptly, he states &quot;ahhhh! I just farted on my balls!!&quot; Ummmmmmmmmmmm..... &quot;What'd you say?&quot; Him: I just farted on my balls. Me: (in completely shock) &quot;Excuse me??&quot; Him: I JUST farted on my balls! At this point, I'm having the same type of reaction that I had two days ago when Kaitlynn told me her &quot;boobie&quot; hurts. Turns out, she couldn't figure out whether she wanted to say 'Owie' or 'boo-boo'. So she said Boobie, makes complete sense, right? Me: (dismayed that my 3 year old could be saying something like this) &quot; HUH?!?!&quot; So he says, &quot;Look mom!&quot; As he stands up, I see he had been sitting on two bath balls that he would shoot into a basketball hoop that was mounted on the bathtub wall. &quot;OHHHHHH! You farted on your balls! Gotcha!&quot; Needless to say, I had a GOOD laugh, and still do to this day every time I think about the day my 3 year old farted on his balls. :) en-us <p>That is quite funny. Even I was kind of in shock when I first read that.</p> http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_229575 http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_229575 <p>That is quite funny. Even I was kind of in shock when I first read that.</p> That's very funny!!! http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_229596 http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_229596 That's very funny!!! <p>This had me laughing pretty hard!  :)</p> <p>Thanks I needed a laugh!</p> http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_229622 http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_229622 <p>This had me laughing pretty hard!  :)</p> <p>Thanks I needed a laugh!</p> <p>So, did he make the basket?&nbsp; Guess that's what you'd call an &quot;air ball.&quot;</p> http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_229697 http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_229697 <p>So, did he make the basket?&nbsp; Guess that's what you'd call an &quot;air ball.&quot;</p> <p>oh that is amazingly funny. love it.</p> http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_230103 http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_230103 <p>oh that is amazingly funny. love it.</p> <p>Heh.&nbsp; We use the Tagalog word for &quot;fart&quot; in our house, &quot;otot.&quot;&nbsp; And when The Pumpkin farts in the bathtub and we ask her if she made an otot, she says, &quot;No, it's just air.&quot;&nbsp; :)</p> <p>(And I'm glad it turned out to be what it turned out to be, in your son's case--b/c physically, I just don't see that being possible without a great deal of pain!)</p> http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_230525 http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_230525 <p>Heh.&nbsp; We use the Tagalog word for &quot;fart&quot; in our house, &quot;otot.&quot;&nbsp; And when The Pumpkin farts in the bathtub and we ask her if she made an otot, she says, &quot;No, it's just air.&quot;&nbsp; :)</p> <p>(And I'm glad it turned out to be what it turned out to be, in your son's case--b/c physically, I just don't see that being possible without a great deal of pain!)</p> <p>hilarious!!&nbsp; reading this again and it's still funny!!&nbsp; unfortunately, it won't be too long before he actually&nbsp; means he farted on his balls.&nbsp; boys!</p> http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_236210 http://www.raisingbakersfield.com/home/Blog/Christina/25516/#c_236210 <p>hilarious!!&nbsp; reading this again and it's still funny!!&nbsp; unfortunately, it won't be too long before he actually&nbsp; means he farted on his balls.&nbsp; boys!</p>