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Inventions I could use these days: ~ Carpet that has permanent vacuum lines. ~ Board games that consist of just the board, no accessories. ~ Plants that can walk to the sink and water themselves. ~ A clock that isn't 10 minutes slow. ~ A cable company that shows nothing but Dora the Explorer, The Power Rangers and Blue's Clues all day, every day. ~ A dining room table with a suction system running along the edge, so that it can suck up all the junk after each meal. ~ A refrigerator and pantry that replenishes it's stock with only high fiber, high protein, low calorie snacks and meals. ~ Any exercise program that doesn't require me to lift a finger. Also... A seamstress, personal chef, an errand runner and appointment maker, a secretary for the phones, a dog babysitter.... and maybe a blog writer??

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